North Korea, Best Korea!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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