TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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