ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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