I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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