Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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