margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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