You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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