There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have demons in me.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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