Can Purell be used as lube?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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