the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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