How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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