I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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