He is such a slut. More and more my type.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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