she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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