I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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