Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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