I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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