Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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