glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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