everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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