Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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