Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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