do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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