so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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