I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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