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(828): View more from North Carolina

At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.

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(954): View more from Florida

Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"

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(917): View more from New York City

I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.

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(213): View more from California

I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...

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(863): View more from Florida

I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!

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(585): View more from New York

It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college

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(845): View more from New York

So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you

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Well I hope so...

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