Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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