I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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