Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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