Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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