He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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