He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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