Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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