problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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