Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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