I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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