Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize