no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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