Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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