Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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