Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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