ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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