it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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