She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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