Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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