I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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