community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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