Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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