I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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