love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The adults are the big ones right?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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