You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
