so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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