ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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