the new term for farting is butt boxing.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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