Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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