I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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