it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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