I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Semen is not good for contacts.
Mom said you looked used
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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